Sahibaan, Meherbaan… Zara dil thaam ke aur izzat bacha kar bethiye… kyun ki tashrif laa rahi hai Lollywood ki mashoor judgment ki rani, noor-e-nazar…. Miss Lollywood!
YES, I am back, my lovely readers. Aap ki favorite Miss Lollywood waapis aa chuki hay!
Uff, there is so much to talk about and so much gossip that I need to give you all. Main kahan ghayab thee these past five years? Well, that’s a story for another day, abhi kay liye I am really thankful to Galaxy Lollywood for giving me this platform again to connect with you and I am back to what I do best – gossiping!
The phappay kutni inside me has been so bechan aur beqarar to do chatpati gupshup, gossip, the postmortem of celebs and mauj masti with my audience, all these years. I won’t be leaving anyone or giving riayat this time; the entire industry will be under the scanner of Miss Lollywood.
Waisay, itna kuch khaas change nahi hua in these last five years that I was missing from the scene. Pehlay it was these old school Lollywood divas hiding their ages and now, it’s these stuck in their teens bachiyan who aren’t going past 24, guess some things never change. So passé! Also yaar, what is this?? Har aira gaira nathu nera is doing a film. I don’t like this, I DON’T LIKE IT!
But one thing has changed and that is social media. Uff kitnay accounts maintain karo aik sath… Twittter, Insta, Snapchat ya phir FB… OMG! Waqt kam hai aur zalil karnay walo ki fehrist kafi lambi, that’s why I have decided to limit my topics every week in my weekly writeup.
Khair just landed in Pakistan abhi after a kaafi exhausting flight and socha aap logon ko update kar doon. Will come with my first proper story real soon.
Karo mera intazaar, main jald hi aaon gii or ek baar jo bolna shuru hoi to phir waapis khamooshi main na jaoon gii. Bach kay raho, sab ki poll kholnay arahi hay, bold aur moo phatt, Miss Lollywood.
Miss Lollywood is a fictitious character.
